Wednesday 21 September 2011

Worsfold Speaks; Schofield's GF had Orc hair

To the important part first.
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Will Schofield and his GF gave a small interview to Eagle Vision in which Schofield was 'tested' on his knowledge about his girlfriend. Now, normally such a thing wouldn't interest me...and for the large part this didn't. But, besides Will's appalling efforts, he did mention that when he met her she had "orc hair". It was bloody hilarious, flawlessly delivered by the soon to be single Schofield.



Now on to more pressing issues.  The coach gave his weekly presser today and...well I managed to watch half of it before getting bored. I mean the quality of the questions and Woosha's mono-syllabic responses were damnright soporific. However, I did manage to glean that, according to Worsfold, every player under an injury cloud should play. Apparently E-Mac's moon boot isn't a big problem, JJK's eye is fine and Lecras is moving like he's never moved before. Oh and Rosa is tracking very well. Which, I predict, means all will miss.

One of the questions was extremely lame. One "reporter' asked whether the Eagles will have to adjust to Geelong's game style as compared to Collingwood. Wow, who pays those clowns?

If I had press accreditation I would ask proper questions.... like "how do you respond to claims that Will Schofield's girlfriend has orc hair"?

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