Sunday 24 February 2013

Season Predictions: 13 for 2013, Part 1.

To get you in the mood...



I'm falling for the same trap I did last year: 13 predictions for 2013. Madness, I know. I'm setting myself up for a monumental task 20 years from now...

13. The Best new recruit will be...
Not including draft picks, as I couldn’t pretend to know anything about them, there are many established new additions to choose from. Two Melbourne drop-outs in Bennell and Cale Morton, Saints youngster Jamie Cripps and the more high profile Sharrod Wellingham. They’re all potentially handy acquisitions, but you can’t go past Wellingham. He was recruited to add some steel (nearly typed steele there, damn you Sidebottom!) (premiership) experience and depth to a rather limited midfield. Trampolines and pony tails aside, once all settles down, there’s no reason to suggest he won’t do just that. Of course, as an established AFL midfielder the pressure is on him to perform at a high level once he returns. There’s no such pressure on Morton (early season nickname suggestion: Mor(e)ton Bay Fig?), Bennell and Cripps who are all low-risk, high reward recruits.

12. We’ll miss you...
I prefer to look forward than back (that’s a lie) and I don’t bear any ill feelings towards departed Eagles (massive lie), but we did lose a few players in the off-season; Lynch, Stevens, Stevenson and Swift, M.D.  Honestly, out of all of these I’ll personally miss Tom Swift the most. With his erratic kicking, weird deer like running style and bizarre hairstyles, he reminded me of a lot of myself.  Plus, he was such a polarising figure amongst fans that it was always fun blogging about him. More to the point though, in terms of actual ‘football’ I think we’ll miss no-one. Stevens and Stevenson are guys who never fulfilled their alleged potential. Lynch meanwhile was a player who clearly had reached a point where he was a cusp member of the team and he was unwilling to fight for his position. I’m grateful that he helped us win the 06 flag, but he’s past his best and now we’re past him.

His hair had a mind of his own as, unfortunately, did his right foot.
11. Best Old Man...
Old in the football sense, that is. Glass, Kerr, Cox, Embley and Adam Selwood are all battle-hardened veterans, but whereas the latter two seemed to struggle a little last season (injury and form), the first 3 flourished. The Kerr-surgence was particularly heart-warming after a few very dismal years of snaps, both of muscles and brain. But I think Glass will be the best old man as he’s still the glue holding our defence together, our leader and captain. The early Cox injury is a little disconcerting, but he has shown an amazing ability to play through injuries. I love that guy. Infact, I love all these guys, Selwood not withstanding (sorry Selly). At least I'm over the Embley toe poke, nearly definitely.

Stay tuned as the countdown will continue...make sure you don't miss it by liking and following the blog.

Until then, why not check out last season's predictions. Hilarious.

Monday 18 February 2013

Pre-season: Wellingham has strange injury, stranger hair.

I had begun writing some sort of recap to the weekend's action, but now something more interesting has happened.

New recruit Sharrod Wellingham injured his ankle on the weekend by...wait for it...landing awkwardly on a trampoline. Far be it from me to tell footballers what to do with their spare time, but for what possible reason could Wellingham have for trampolining? Is he joining Cirque Du Soliel? Perhaps. That would explain his rather Swift-esque hairstyle he debuted on the weekend.

All jokes aside though, he's out for the remainder of the meaningless Pre-season Cup and possibly the very meaningful season opener.

Not a great start to his Eagles career.

In the actual games, according to various media sources, the Eagles participated in 2 half games Saturday; losing narrowly to the Cats and easily accounting for the Dockers.

I can't be entirely sure, as I haven't seen any footage from either match, but I'm fairly confident that the late flurry of Geelong goals was an attempt by us to avoid being drowned in Sulky Scott's tears after the game. I'm actually surprised he travelled with the team, given the dangerous and unruly nature of the Eagles faithful.

But we easily defeated the Dockers, so all is right in the world. Plus, Lecras had a successful return.

You can read the truncated match reports here and here.

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